Wednesday, September 16, 2015

Miss Piggy Opens Up About The Split Of The Century

Miss Piggy </3 Kermit.

It's probably safe to say that world's were shattered, hearts broken, and lives ruined when Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog announced their split last month.

It's probably safe to say that world's were shattered, hearts broken, and lives ruined when Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog announced their split last month.

I STILL THINK IT'S BULLSHIT AND I WON'T STAND FOR IT.

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Soon after, rumors began to swirl that Kermit had moved on with some nobody named Denise, who also happens to be head of marketing for Miss Piggy's show, Up Late with Miss Piggy.

Soon after, rumors began to swirl that Kermit had moved on with some nobody named Denise, who also happens to be head of marketing for Miss Piggy's show, Up Late with Miss Piggy.

Ooookay, I'm being harsh. She's clearly not a nobody but she is ?. DENISE, YOU'RE MAKING EYES AT THE WRONG FROG! Honestly, I'm taking this way too serisously. LOL!

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