“One time, John Stamos liked her picture on Instagram.”
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1. Emma Roberts would play Regina George, Lea Michele would play Gretchen Wieners, and Karen would be played by Rebel Wilson.
2. Emma Stone would play Cady.
3. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler would get to stay on...but Tina would play Principal Sachs and Amy Poehler would play Ms. Norbury.
4. Which of course means Amy Schumer would play Mrs. George.
5. And Mrs. George would be a cast member on the newest Real Housewives installment.
6. Colton Haynes would play Aaron Samuels.
7. When Ms. Norbury lifts her shirt up, her bra would inevitably end up on Snapstory.
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8. All the tables at lunch would pretty much be the same, but there would also be A-List Gays, Potential Vine Stars, Kids Who Are Cool On Tumblr, and Unfriendly Instagram Hotties.
9. And the Plastics would be called the Basics behind their backs.
10. "One time, Kim Kardashian asked Regina where she got her crop top."
11. "I heard she already has the iPhone 7!"
12. "One time John Stamos commented on her Instagram that she was pretty."
13. Regina would drive a Prius.
14. "That's why her lips are so big...they're full of secrets. And she got fillers like Kylie Jenner."
15. Instead of calling Taylor's mom about her fake pregnancy test results, Regina would just post about it on Yik Yak.
16. Janis would work at Sephora.
17. When the Plastics roll up to Regina's house, "Hotline Bling" would be playing instead of "Milkshake."
18. Mrs. George would have a fake butt instead of fake boobs.
19. The Plastics wouldn't go anywhere without a Starbucks drink in hand.
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