I have HAD it with these murderous vampire kids!
1. Lady Gaga is probably the only woman in the world a gay man would be excited to marry.
2. Tear down the mysterious wall in the haunted murder hotel? Sounds like a swell idea to me!
3. "Smells like shit in there." "No, smells like death." Sounds like it smells like my bathroom after my brother had In-N-Out the night before…
4. Bloodsucking zombie vampires in the hallways? Should have stayed at the Best Western!
5. Oh great, the credits. Time to be terrified!
6. Why does the cop look so handsome when he's emotionally traumatized?
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7. Oh great, eyebrows cop is in the mental hospital so he can hunt down a serial killer. Sounds like he's doing amazing.
8. "I couldn't pick my butthole out of the lineup." I wish I could say the same, Kathy Bates. I wish I could say the same.
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